My Yearly Molestation

That's right...move that hand just a little closer while I pretend I'm sweetly waiting for you to scratch the back of my neck. Don't I look innocent? Who could resist?

Seriously, I'm supposed to believe that ugly gray towel is another African Grey or my mother? What do you take me for, a simpleton?

After all of my futile efforts the outcome is always the same...my Vet wins. I need to rethink my actions before my next physical!

Fishies

Don't forget to click on my fish to feed them. They're very hungry!

Mom and Yoga

Breathe deeply and slowly. Relax into the moment. Release all of your cares and the imagined future. Stretch upward toward the sky. Stretch deeply into Sun Salutation and slowly go into Downward Facing Dog...

I'm perched in my carrier watching Mom contort her body into positions it shouldn't be twisted into and it looks so painful I just can't help myself and yell, "Ouch!"

This is a great way to end a Yoga session. Mom collapsed on the floor in laughter and Max thought she was playing so he jumped on the top of her head.

And that my friends, is how we do Yoga in this house!