Monday, January 3, 2011

Food-Food-Food!

Mom is so anal about my diet! You see, a few years ago my Vet told mom I was overweight. Everyone else in our family is getting hefty so why not me?

Anyhoot, she goes all strict on me and starts forcing me to eat veggies along with fruit and pellets and since I'm a female, she has to watch my calcium intake so that means I also eat boiled egg shells. All in all, it's not so bad.

When mom goes grocery shopping the cashiers always remark on what a healthy eater she is because of all the produce in her basket. She just smiles like she's the one eating all this organic stuff. I'm sure, behind her back, they are wondering how a woman can be so chunky eating so healthy? It's a mystery, isn't it?

2 comments:

  1. It's funny how us women are busy taking good care of others and forget about ourselves.

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  2. Ohhhh Sammie, just wait till Mom reads this! You've had it nowwwwww.

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