My last view of religion

So, when you use your one bad word you don’t think it’s a sin?

                Oh, child, child, child…I’m a bird! I am without sin because I don’t have a soul! Maybe I’ll end up in a great nest in the sky. I don’t know…I don’t worry about it. I just live the best life I can and stay positive. But, I have noticed some humans stress about hell so much they are no earthly good. What kind of existence is that?

                And, being of the aviary persuasion, I see things differently than you do. For example, let’s take the commandment to not use God’s name in vain. I understand that you see it as cursing but from my bird’s eye view, it’s the people who take money from others in the name of God that this applies to. You know who you are and what I’m talking about and your private jet is pictured below! Disgraceful--absolutely disgraceful. I want to bite off your lips!