Teching Fingers

   

       Between the Internet and cell phones, humans are never completely isolated. It’s no wonder you are on overload and argue over silly things and run each other off the road while screaming obscenities! This is why you see houses in the middle of Nowhere, Arizona. Some folks just couldn’t take it anymore and had to get away from their own species. There’s a reason some people prefer living in the desert with rattlesnakes and scorpions! Keep in mind—there is no sky rage  (the avian version of road rage) in the forest.

I’m a practical girl so I’m able to recognize the benefits of technology too. You’re able to go online and research my wonderfulness—my greatness, while admiring pictures of me. What?

Just don't text me because when I try to reply, I leave beak marks on the cell phone and mom gets upset and it just isn't worth the grief!