Cougars?

I receive strange emails and especially interesting since I'm a bird. How do these humans find me?

Jews for Jesus, Single Christian Dating sites, coupons for shopping or eating at certain restaurants. But, the email that claimed there were Cougars waiting to meet me was frightening! At first I thought maybe there were real Cougars that wanted to meet me for lunch or dinner meaning I would be the entree and they would be belching feathers afterward.

Why do humans have tags for certain personalities? A Cougar is an older, slightly wealthy woman who likes younger men. They must want and need to raise and operate a man.

What about older men who only date younger women? Why isn't there an animal name for them? Or...maybe there is...foolish old goat.