Not Your Ordinary Bath

I don't like my bath time. I don't like water. I don't like spraying water. I don't like getting wet. I don't like the kitchen sink.

I especially don't like having a kitchen towel wrapped around me. But, mom says I start smelling like a dirty horse blanket so that is when I'm put through the torture of a shower.

And then...there is my Facebook friend, Birdie Alice, who seems to be happy as a pig in mud when it comes to bath time.

Look at her! Soaking in a casserole dish without a care in the world. Here is my problem with this picture of her: What if it isn't water she's marinating in but...brine?