Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My Yearly Molestation

That's right...move that hand just a little closer while I pretend I'm sweetly waiting for you to scratch the back of my neck. Don't I look innocent? Who could resist?


Seriously, I'm supposed to believe that ugly gray towel is another African Grey or my mother? What do you take me for, a simpleton?



After all of my futile efforts the outcome is always the same...my Vet wins. I need to rethink my actions before my next physical!

1 comment:

  1. I have to admit Sammie that trying to fool a bird of your intelligence with an old grey towel is ridiculous. That vet is not too bad looking and her hands may feel good on your majestic grey/silver feathers. Check it out before squaking. How's Max getting along? I bet he is good company. One day I would like you and Max and your people Dianne and david to meet Sassy Girl, she was 1 year old this past February. No need to go into my age. Love your blog and newsletter, keep up the good work...

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